she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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