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I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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