We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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