i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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