I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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