I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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