Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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