Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
