i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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