id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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