S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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