belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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