Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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