I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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