Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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