my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
