This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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