i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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