The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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