Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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