we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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