please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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