if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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