love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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