East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
did you just send me my own nude
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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