Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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