he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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