awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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