I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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