She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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