I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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