is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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