I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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