Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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