Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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