In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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