I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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