yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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