Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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