was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just had sex on a roof
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
