Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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