you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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