I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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