it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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