i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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