i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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