he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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