I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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