Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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