forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
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I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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