I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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