Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Randomize
