They should really pass out barf bags in church
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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