her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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