In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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