i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Terrible idea I love it
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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