I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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